Are you tired of the same old horrible razors that feel like you're scraping your face with sandpaper? Nicking your skin so often it makes the sharks come around? Say goodbye to those prickly problems and dive into the ocean of smoothness with our fish-scale razors, leaving your holes and skulls smooth as a porpoise.
We make our Razor Fish in-house and slaughter them inhumanely to insure raw toughness in every razor.
Our razors come in different sizes, from sword-fish-scale-razor to anchovy-chopper.
WARNING: IN THE EVENT THAT THE RAZOR FISH IS STILL ALIVE UPON ARRIVAL, PLEASE CALL US IMMEDIATELY AT (209) 294-9226
